Aiport Madness...going back to JA to claim my loveness.

On another funny note the airport was mad today at 530. The line was so long that all the early birds were piled on top of each other trying to check in all at once. The lady in front of me had dwarf legs, a full sized husband, baby stroller, and puppy in tow. I felt bad for her. When I realized I could use the self check-in I broke away from the line and in my urgency knocked over a divider pole that smacked some girl in the head. After check-in people jumbled near the security check in a bottle neck shaped line. Those in the back vying for a better position in a slow creep. The top of the bottle neck was the most aggressive spot. Last minute checkins trying to catch their flight pleaded with those in prime position. I had a woman beg me to let her in front due to her need to adopt a baby in less than 24-hours. When I responded with a blank stare she found better luck about 15 people ahead of me. See, everything happens for a reason. My time to push I stealthily manoeuvred in front of a tall black man trying for the same spot. Put my head down shoulders back...glanced sideways and realized it was my boss! Good morning Dr. Artis! Good thing he knows about my trip...to be cont